went a hundred and twenty-two

Day 122: I went to the dentist today, and I have no cavities. Life is good. However, the dentist did tell me I was "dentally retarded," because I don't floss. Frankly, I was offended. I prefer "dentally challenged," thank you. (PS: No, I'm not missing a tooth... I just have some wonkiness going on with my bottom teeth.)